If you love old fashioned chocolate, you will heed my call for help. Chocolate bunnies as a species will soon be extinct if you don't act NOW.

A ROGUE café called Gelazzi has invaded our country threatening to DESTROY all forms of traditional chocolate as we know it. They're importing what we think must be ILLEGAL forms of addictive gelato flavors like Chocolate Gelasuvius, Chocolate Gelato Cookie Squish and Chocolate Moka Mia. I have no idea what these twisted perversions are, but I'm positive they are all illegal contraband according to a friend of a friend who works at airport security. I heard the Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Gelato is made with seven chocolates from five different countries. Nothing good can come from that!

Well we're not about taking this crouching down! If you're a chocolate bunny, a chocolate car, or just a person who loves chocolate the way it was, I urge you to protest with us --- our very lives depend on it! Please join me and my fellow bunny brigade to rally against these chocolate pushers and SAVE A CHOCOLATE BUNNY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

Chocolate bunnies from all over the country are taking their own lives due to the competition.


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